The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
a few ballpoint Punpuns from like a month and a half ago?? idk just got em photographed last week and touched em up tonight yyyyea
Dumb Sharks: A collection
Oh duh, pretty much all of these are available on RedBubble (x)
REBLOGGING FOR SHANNON
you all deserve someone who isnt embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, good and bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you. i hope you all find that!!
here’s me not being afraid to post a selfie on tumbles because I practiced using liquid eyeliner for like an hour and i’m pROUD
kisses Sam’s tiny teeth
Sam you’re really gorgeous!
the favorite aesthetics are “foggy empty parking lot at night” and “glitchy 90s VHS tape”
i am too gay and beautiful to do math